onsdag 22. mars 2006

A letter to you from Satan

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without
kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact,
you didn't even bless your meals, or
pray before going to bed last night. You are so
unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you
how glad I am
that you have not changed your
way of living, you are mine.
Remember,you and I
have been
going steady for years. and I still
don't love you yet.

He kicked me out of heaven,
and I'm going to use you as long
possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and
HE has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me,
and I'm going to
make your life a
living hell. That
way, we'll be together twice.

This will really hurt
Thanks to you, I'm really
showing Him who's boss in your life with
all of the good times we've had.
We have been cursing people out,
stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating,
telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental,
back stabbing people, disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church,
bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give
all this up. Come on, let's burn together forever.
I've got some hot plans for us.

This is just a letter of
appreciation from me
to you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me
you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you.
When you are tempted to sin,
you give
in HA HA
HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life.

You look 20 years older, and now,
I need new blood.

So go ahead and teach some
children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke,
get drunk or drink while underaged, cheat, gamble,
gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as
Do all of this in the presence of children and
they will do it too.
Kids are like that.
Well, I have to let
you go for now.
I'll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again.
If you were smart,
you would run
confess you sins,
live for God with what little bit of life that
you have left.
It's not my nature to warn anyone,
but to be your
age and still sinning,
it's becoming a bit ridiculous.

Don't get me wrong,
I still hate you.

P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this
letter with anyone

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